So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he was joking but then I realized
Dr. Robert Evans
I looked it up
My dentist is Captain America’s dad
My doctor is JK Rowling’s husband.
JK Rowling’s husband has asked me if I am sexually active.
I want a relationship that’s just like super cool friendship with like kissing
In an hour, it’ll be a month since I said goodbye. It’ll have been a month since I cried in the car driving away from my hall. In an hour, it’ll have been a month since I sent you my first overly emotional text. In an hour, it’ll have been a month since I wondered what was possibly going to happen and resigning myself to the probability of a complete and total breakdown between us.
But, in an hour, it’ll have been a month filled with the reminders of reasons why I know the next two months will be worth it because I know you’ll be there when I get back.